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Frankenstein’s Monster Drinks Tea

….and it is a bitter brew

 

Republicans needed a Monster to do their bidding and they made one. Step one: gather miscellaneous parts (radicalized, disaffected, frightened, previously religious-right people) Step two: Assemble the parts (stage rallies/protests) Step three: Add mega jolts of lightening (endless monies from the filthy rich to finance a faux grass roots a.k.a. “Astroturf” party) 

Yes, the Republicans have made a “Frankenstein-esque” like Monster of their very own - known as the Tea Party Freshman – oooohhhh run!. Originally designed to reek havoc against their arch nemesis – the Democrats – the Monster has turned on its’ own – and there appears to be no off switch on this Monster.

Make no mistake, this Monster worked as designed in the beginning. The Democrats lost the majority in the House of Representatives in a very large way, specifically due to this Monster. Since then, Republican filibusters have kept anything meaningful the Democrats wanted to do for the country from happening. Whoever controls the House, controls the dialogue – and the Republicans with their Monster are in the majority. 

But just like in the book and in the movie, the Monster’s creator has very little to no control over it (guys, try a cigar, maybe violin music?) The Monster becomes emboldened and takes on its’ creator and anyone or anything in it’s path. Like the Frankenstein Monster’s mindless reign of terror, the Tea Party Freshman have ravaged our government and put everyone in the country at risk.

Deficit reduction and raising the debt ceiling is at stake. It would appear that rank and file Republicans and their leadership understand the severity of the situation and appeared ready to deal (even though they refuse to use the word “compromise” as it would upset their Monster’s delicate sensibilities). However, the Tea Party Freshman either don’t really know, don’t understand the situation we’re in, or they don’t really care about the ramifications of their actions to a country with a population of over 309 million people. 

The Tea Party Freshman are willing to let the country default in the name of ideology.

Senior members of the Republican caucus have been working hard on trying to come up with something to solve the crisis, but they can’t even get their own house in order - let alone put together something that both Democrats and Republicans would be willing to cast their vote in favor. Instead, they have elected to appease their Monster by going hard right and passing legislation that will be voted down immediately by the adults in the Senate – a complete waste of time.

They should have seen this coming. In primary elections, some long time regular Republicans lost to the Tea Party Monster, depleting their party’s ranks of skilled, thoughtful - even if antagonistic, legislators. Lions eat their young, and this Monster eats what it wants. 

It is going to take the town-folk to rise up against this Monster. Get the pitchforks, rakes, and torches – chase this thing through town until the Monster falls over a cliff. The town must be made safe again.  

Pray that any damage caused by their intransigence is fixable.

About this column: Dan is married to Christine and has been a Caledonia resident since November 2007. He is an Adjunct Professor at Cardinal Stritch University in the College of Business. He is a moderate Democrat who enjoys the lively art of debate based on facts.

Heather Rayne Geyer

7:04 pm on Friday, July 29, 2011

Simply put - excellent. Great job!

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Sandy

7:54 pm on Friday, July 29, 2011

and some kids believe there are monsters under their bed...doesn't mean there really are.

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John St Croix

11:24 am on Saturday, July 30, 2011

This is pretty funny coming from the party that is wholly owned by the KING of Astroturf, George Soros. The tea party is a movement and not funded at all, despite the lies you read in the Soros-funded MMfA.

There is no money coming to my state coalition, or I would see the checks. We have 50 groups in the coalition and no one is funded except one, who was in existence before the 'tea parties' started in 2007 after Bush did TARP.

What a terrible, ill informed piece.. Poorly done. Typical whining from the liberal elitsts richly-funded by Soros and Rockefeller LEFT.

SHAMEFUL.. why do you want to destroy America like this?

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John St Croix

11:25 am on Saturday, July 30, 2011

BTW -- do you run your household like Obama wants to run the country? If you are in debt, is the answer MORE SPENDING? The Dems/BHO have tripled the debt in just two years..

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Brian Dey

9:40 am on Sunday, July 31, 2011

Once again, Mr. Bell, you have no clue.

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