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Is this Bon Temps or the Island of Forgotten Plotlines? It seems like this season of "True Blood" is chockablock with conveniently discarded characters like Tommy, Claudine, Naomi, Mavis, Crystal and Hot Shot’s answers to the little rascals? We spent three or four episodes following Jason's harrowing stud service experience, but to what end? Just so Jessica could stumble upon him and heal him, spawning a new love triangle? We suffered Arlene's endless prattling over Mikey just so we could establish that Lafayette is a medium? (And wasn't that made clear on that trip to Mexico?) What about …

After the battle last week, we see Sookie getting shot. She is awake and fine within the first few moments, but she’s concerned because Eric is gone. We are back at the witches place and they are yelling at Marnie because she brought Eric back with them.  Marnie tells them he is under her control.  Tara is upset with her because Bill handed them an olive branch. Marnie/Antonia tries to get them to all hold hands and make a protection spell.  But Marnie then plots her next move against the vampires and tells the others not to leave.   They call her Marnie and she has a hissy fit.  She tells …

I’ve been patiently waiting for True Blood‘s Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Sookie (Anna Paquin) to get nasty for three seasons. But after the past three weeks, I think I’m ready to see them put their clothes back on. After exchanging blood, the couple spent most of the Aug. 14 episode having drug-induced sex in a Narnia-style fantasy. “Can we make love in it?” Eric asked upon seeing a bed. Try and guess Sookie’s answer. On tonight’s episode of True Blood, Spellbound, Eric and Sookie share each other’s blood, strengthening their bond with each other. Jessica breaks up with Hoyt after finding …

The blood certainly hit the fan last night as things got real for the budding war between witches and vampires. Antonia successfully entered Marnie’s body and in a Voldemort-meets-Quirrell sort of way, she used her human host to try to achieve her ultimate end: the destruction of every living (er, you know what we mean) vampire around. The sex scene continued between Sookie and Eric, and it is rumored the famous shower scene from book 4 will be in next weeks episode. I was glad that Eric was not biting Sookie the way Bill used to. Wondering if Eric does bite Sookie if he will lose control …

When a full moon rises in the Bon Temps sky just about anything can happen. I thought Sookie sleeping with Eric would be even sexier if Bill knew it was happening. And it was -- but not for the reason I anticipated. I didn’t feel the added joy of revenge I had while watching the episode's final moments; it was the knowledge that the love triangle at the center of the show would remain interesting. Naturally, the transformative power of that full moon reached far and wide across Bon Temps. Marnie has now become fully possessed by the spirit of the wronged sorceress, Antonia. The flashbacks …

I adore Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), but why couldn't she have lost her loose lips tonight instead of her right ear? If she costs me some Eric-Sookie foreplay, I will be less eager to see that rotting spell reversed. She, too, will have to suffer. How many times did you rewind the Eric and Sookie kiss?  As predicted, the shot of Eric biting Sookie in the promo for this week was from a dream. In it, he opened Sookie's door -- shirtless -- and Godric appeared. Eric watched Godric caress Sookie's leg and sniff her. (Sexier than it sounds!) Godric wanted them to drain her and walk in the sun …

Jason escapes Hotshot in the backwoods of Bon Temps, whittles a spear out of a random stick (someone’s been watching Man vs Wild), hops up into a tree and stabs Felton. Meanwhile, Crystal shows up all bat-crazy and naked, and attempts to get Jason to come back to Hotshot to be her “panther man.” Sounds fun. We’re pretty sure this is the first time Jason’s ever rejected someone whose boobs were on full display. Bill heads over to Portia’s house to meet her and Andy’s grandmother, Caroline Bellefleur, a flossy lady who thinks Red Bull is tacky. Too bad the party ends early when Bill finds out …

Want to see more about this topic? "Like" Caledonia Patch on Facebook. If we get more than 25 likes, we'll know to do a follow-up. In the next episode of the "You Smell Like Dinner" True Blood series, the story continues to focus on Sookie adjusting to the new realities of Bon Temps after a trip away for a year. Bill reveals pieces of his past, Eric crashes a witches’ meeting, Jason gets his wounds licked, Andy struggles with his addiction, Sam learns of Luna’s special talent, Jessica satisfies her blood cravings and Arlene witnesses strange behavior from her family. The problem in Bon Temps …