‘New Coke’ formula may have been discovered
How does one even get their foot in a soda dispenser?
Take them before Judge Smails
Why don’t you improve your lie a little, sir?
Look on the bright side
Your day can only get better after getting fired and arrested within a couple hours.
Getting carded would make sense
Stealing that which can be had for free seems unnecessary.
Doe, or d’oh!
A squad car takes one for the team.
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.