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True Blood: Ohhh Pammy, We Don't Like The Melty Face Look

Columnist, Lisa Brennan racaps True Blood Season 4, Episode 4: ''I’m Alive And On Fire."

Jason escapes Hotshot in the backwoods of Bon Temps, whittles a spear out of a random stick (someone’s been watching Man vs Wild), hops up into a tree and stabs Felton. Meanwhile, Crystal shows up all bat-crazy and naked, and attempts to get Jason to come back to Hotshot to be her “panther man.” Sounds fun. We’re pretty sure this is the first time Jason’s ever rejected someone whose boobs were on full display. Bill heads over to Portia’s house to meet her and Andy’s grandmother, Caroline Bellefleur, a flossy lady who thinks Red Bull is tacky. Too bad the party ends early when Bill finds out he’s Portia’s great-great-great-great granddaughter -- and that relationship came to a screaming halt. Eric, after killing Sookie’s fairy godmother, …

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